The new Netflix docuseries, TIGER KING: MURDER, MAYHEM AND MADNESS has gone viral in the last week. The series which explores the overlooked yet dangerous world of big cat zoos is the craziest thing I’ve seen on the streaming service since ABDUCTED IN PLAIN SIGHT. The eccentric subjects in the doc has every talking about who would play them in a big-screen version of the story. Well, folks- the online chatter can stop now. Here are my casting choices for the inevitable feature film version of Tiger King. Hollywood…you’re welcome. You can pay me back with a catfish dinner, the payment of my student loans and the long-rumored, KILLER KLOWNS sequel.

I can’t imagine there being any dispute with these choices, but if you feel you can do better let me know in the comments.