I deserve better than this in life. In sequels that exist “to prove Hollywood actually has a sense of humor,” DEEP BLUE SEA 3 (!) will be swimming onto digital July 28th and a DVD/blu-Ray on August 25th. The official “plot” follows:

Dr. Emma Collins and her team are spending their third summer on the island of Little Happy studying the effect of climate change on the great white sharks who come to the nearby nursery every year to give birth. Along with the last two inhabitants of this former fishing village, their peaceful life is disrupted when a “scientific” team led by her ex-boyfriend and marine biologist Richard show up looking for three bull sharks who we soon learn aren’t just any bull sharks.

I’m actually into this. This is the perfect movie to be released in the year known as 2020.