QUICK BITES: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (whatever, Transformers 3)

1) Under no circumstances should a movie called, TRANSFORMERS, last past the 2 hour mark. By that point, all I can say as an audience member is, “I get it! Enough already!”

2) This is such a Michael Bay film

3) Really?  This is” the best action film” of all time,”  Rusty Gatenby, from ABC-TV in Minneapolis?  How so?  It was better than the previous entry, but that’s like saying Mannequin 1 is better than Mannequin 2.  The par really wasn’t that high to begin with.

4)  At the end of the day, we’re watching a movie about aliens who turn into automobiles, or vice-versa.  We shouldn’t have to scratch below the surface anymore than we would an episode of the Real Housewives of New York (season 4).

The special effects were amazing and the improvements over the previous installment were on point. I could actually tell what was happening in the action sequences.  There was a tighter forcus on storyline and humor.  But shit man, really? Two and half hours about a fucking toy?

I had a bag of chips and a jack n coke (cola).  ‘Nuff said.

**1/2 out of 4

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